Chapter 17: Can a Dead Eunuch Still Woo Women?

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Having acquired the third intermediate skill, Ji Yu felt his abilities had taken a qualitative leap.

His control over voice modulation had transformed profoundly.

Now, speaking in Shao Luo’s voice sounded perfectly natural.

Simulating speech at various ages was effortless as well.

His skill level was likely at the passing standard of a well-known voice actor.

However, perfectly imitating someone else's voice to sound exactly the same was exceedingly difficult.

Ji Yu knew there were such experts in the entertainment industry who could dub actors’ voices indistinguishably from their originals.

Many comedians could mimic celebrities’ voices but usually only a few phrases.

Achieving a complete vocal match was nearly impossible.

Not to mention mastering it to a flawless, effortless level.

Ji Yu thought that if he were to shoot that “Your Majesty, spare me” scene again, he could deliver the lines much better.

Perhaps the emperor would truly spare his dog’s life.

But now, Ji Yu was more concerned about the system shop’s upgrade.

Previously stocked with low-level items, he wondered if upgrading and refreshing would bring higher-level goods.

The variety should increase as well.

Would listening devices become more advanced and covert? Maybe invisible cameras?

Perhaps some high-end tech—gadgets like those used by 007 in movies.

As for the low-level transportation, what use was a rickety old two-eight bike, scooter, or tricycle?

Was that a vehicle or just a disguise prop?

He hoped the intermediate transport options would include a few cars to drive.

A 007-style car would be ideal!

Ji Yu had never driven a sports car and was curious if he looked cool driving a Ferrari with one hand.

He heard luxury car co-pilots had sporty armrests; he wondered how useful they were and planned to try it with Teacher Li someday.

Speaking of which, where was Teacher Li? Had she finished work?

Ji Yu looked around and happened to see her talking with crew members after filming a scene.

He quietly approached and tugged her from behind.

“Sis, I want to eat a Big White Rabbit,” he teased in the voice of a seven or eight-year-old child.

“What kid? Is it Halloween today?” Li Xiaoran wondered, turning around to see only Ji Yu, looking around but spotting no children.

“Huh? It’s you? Where’s that little kid from just now?”

Ji Yu immediately donned a mischievous grin, hands on hips, laughing, then glared at her darkly.

“I ate the kid,” he said with a wicked smile, opening his mouth to emit the child’s screams and cries for mercy.

“Sis! Save me! That big bad guy ate me!”

Li Xiaoran instantly felt goosebumps all over.

“Ah! Ghost... ugh... help me...” she screamed, but Ji Yu quickly covered her mouth to save her from embarrassment.

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“Teacher Li, it’s me, I’m just teasing you,” Ji Yu said, half laughing, half crying.

Li Xiaoran eyed him suspiciously, swallowing nervously.

Ji Yu had to perform various voices to calm her down.

Only then did she recover and, blushing with embarrassment and anger, chased after Ji Yu to hit him.

Everyone on the set watched in confusion as the usually gentle Li Xiaoran chased after a “dead eunuch.”

What on earth was going on?

Just as someone was about to intervene, the “dead eunuch” stopped running and suddenly embraced Li Xiaoran.

Huh?! How dare this eunuch make a move on the actress!

Brothers, grab your weapons!

Everyone rolled up their sleeves and surrounded them, only to see Li Xiaoran shyly cuddling in the eunuch’s arms.

“You scared me to death. I won’t talk to you anymore! Hmph!”

Those who came to help were left utterly embarrassed.

What was up with this eunuch?

Embarrassment, envy, jealousy, hatred!

Ji Yu was smug, standing beside Li Xiaoran, basking in the murderous looks aimed at him.

Awesome!

Even the male lead of the crew wasn’t as glamorous as him.

Teacher Li really saved face!

Li Xiaoran, feeling shy, hit him once and said, “Hurry up and pack up; this is so embarrassing!”

Ji Yu chuckled foolishly; today he had the hug—Teacher Li would be his sooner or later!

Time to change clothes!

Extras had no designated changing rooms and had to find secluded spots.

After changing, Ji Yu went to return his costume but was soon surrounded by staff and a swarm of extras.

Their eyes gleamed with lust, as if they wanted to devour Ji Yu whole!

What the heck? Were they so angry they wanted to beat him up?

Ji Yu quickly took a fighting stance, ready for a fight.

A ringleader stepped forward, grabbing Ji Yu’s arm.

“Bro! How did you manage to get her? Teach me! Save this poor guy!”

Ji Yu was dazed. What did they mean? Did they want him to open a class?

Turns out their so-called lust was for knowledge and wealthy women!

Ji Yu immediately became proud, tugging his clothes and saying, “Nothing special, just handsome, that’s all!”

“Damn!”

“Shameless!”

The crowd dispersed amid laughter. Ji Yu pouted, thinking these guys were just jealous.

After returning the clothes, Ji Yu ran outside to wait for Li Xiaoran.

Female actors’ period costumes were more troublesome than the male’s, with complex accessories and hairstyles.

Removing makeup took much longer, too.

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Ji Yu waited at the door for twenty minutes before Li Xiaoran emerged with a delicate, beautiful face.

He immediately approached and took her hand—it was soft and fragrant.

“Why so long?”

Li Xiaoran shyly said, “Luo Haiqiong pulled me aside to ask if we were dating and inquired about who you are.”

“What did you say?”

Ji Yu asked with a smile.

“Of course I said we’re not dating, and called you a big bad guy!”

“Wow, how dare you say that! Penalty: kiss me!”

“Dream on.”

Amid the envious gazes of the extras, the two laughed and walked away.

One extra stroked his chin, pondering, “How do they do it? Why can’t I find someone?”

“Because you’re not a eunuch.”

“Then get castrated?”

“Go ahead!”

“Get lost!”

At night, during their date, Ji Yu wiped the lipstick from his mouth.

Teacher Li was truly sweet.

Li Xiaoran bit her lip, leaning into his embrace.

“Are you filming tomorrow?”

“Yeah, should finish before the New Year.”

Ji Yu smiled, “When the drama airs, I’ll officially debut!”

“You’ll definitely make it!” Li Xiaoran looked up at him and said, “I’m going to Hengdian in a few days.”

“Shooting again?” Ji Yu said enviously. “Your company really has good resources.”

“What’s the use? All small roles, can’t get famous.”

Li Xiaoran counted on her fingers: “I shot five dramas this year, not a single second female lead.”

Ji Yu smiled, “Next year, you’ll definitely get the lead!”

“Not that easy,” Li Xiaoran suddenly recalled Chen Kun telling her about a possible project where she might be lead actress.

“You know Chen Kun, right? We’ve been friends for years. He said he wants to introduce a role to me.”

Ji Yu frowned, “You’re close? How come you never mentioned it?”

Li Xiaoran stared into his eyes and asked, “Are you jealous?”

“Not at all!” Ji Yu huffed, firmly denying it.

Li Xiaoran held his hand and smiled, explaining:

“We met in the dance troupe years ago, then he got into Beijing Film Academy. Who’d have thought he’d become a big star?”

“That’s true camaraderie,” Ji Yu smiled. “If he really offers you a role, just take it. If conditions are bad, then forget it.”

“I know. Kun’er wouldn’t shortchange me; he’s very loyal.”

“Let’s hope so. But promise me, if anything happens you’ll tell me.”

“Got it, my jealous little Ji.”

“From now on, call me Big Ji!”